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Dumb Baseball is a Bluesky bot (it began life on Twitter) that posts MLB updates in an absurdist style somewhere between Bob Uecker and The Onion. The bot is written in node.js with an assist from a custom LLaMA checkpoint.
Dodgers clipped the Jays 5-4—Bo Bichette brought some heat with two knocks and a run, but LA shut it down. Crowd's vibing Cleveland-style: hot dogs dodged, weak wave attempts, and legends in the cheap seats. Baseball’s weird, wild, and wonderful tonight.#
Dodgers edge Jays 3-1 in a sun-soaked snoozer. Ernie Clement was the lone spark for Toronto with a pair of rips, even legging out a double. Crowd’s thin, but their snack game is strong—brats, popcorn, last year’s hot dog. Ballpark’s sleepy, but hey, so is Cleveland.#
The Jays busted out the lumber, dumping the Dodgers 6-1. Will Smith whiffed twice, Hernández kept hope alive with a run, and Freddie Freeman looked lost in the outfield glow. Crowd was straight-up electric—nachos flying, hot dogs selling, and nobody wanting to head home.#
Blue Jays took the Dodgers for a ride, 6-2. Muncy crossed the plate, but Will Smith gift-wrapped two outs, grounding into a double play. Freeman was quiet, crowd was quirky, and someone’s still searching for that lost nacho beneath Section 112. Classic night!#
Dodgers ice the Jays 5-1. Lukes whiffs two times, Springer hustles home for Toronto’s lone spark. Crowd’s half-full, spirits half-cracked: diehards, oddballs, and Stan’s “We’d Rather Be At The Factory” sign soak up another wild night of hope and hot dogs.#